Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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