So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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