So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
