This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Randomize
