No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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