how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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