Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we made out on top of his cat.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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