Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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