I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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