WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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