Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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