I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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