I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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