About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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