I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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