lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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