You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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