Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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