she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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