It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Houston, we have a squirter
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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