So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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