let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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