i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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