windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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