saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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