I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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