I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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