I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
