This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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