physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
