.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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