How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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