Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just high enough for therapy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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