She said her name was "party"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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