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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

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  Cause it just destroys penises

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  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.

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• (831): View more from California

  sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing

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  it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow

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  haha i wouldn't expect any less of you

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.

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