I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
