i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My pussy is not your playground.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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