I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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