Dual....:-)
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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