It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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