Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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