office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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