Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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