I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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