Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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