Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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