I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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