We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
we should paint friendship bongs
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