I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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