just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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